Man in the Mirror
A Harry Potter UNIVERSE/ Sasporilla Bucket Fan Fiction
by Darren Kelly
Chapter 7
The door bells jingled at Karry and Zacs. Sassy stood on the doorstep as she could hear Karry yelling to Zac to answer the door! Sassy had to laugh, they were so much like an old married couple.
"Sassy." Zac smiled opening the door. He was wearing an apron and house was very smokey. "It's a bit hectic in here at the moment!"
"Let's try and get you sorted." Sassy said pulling her wand and stepping past Zac and into the kitchen. The roast was burned, the potatoes were over boiled and the vegetables were next to frozen. Sasporilla waved her wand. The kitchen window popped open and the smoke was sucked outside.
"Nisi Prandium!" Sasporilla cast saving the roast and the potatoes. She dumped the vegetables into a bigger pot full of water and set them on the stove to boil.
"Just a trick I learned in the kitchens." Sassy laughed.
"You're a life saver, mate." Zac smiled slapping the boy on the shoulder.
"Ow." Sassy protested. "Brute!"
"What did my man do now?" Karry smiled walking into the kitchen still putting on her earrings.
"He smacked me in the bloody shoulder!" Sassy frowned rubbing her arm.
"Sorry Sasporilla." Zac apologized. "I wasn't thinking. I forgot who I was looking at."
"Ya, I get it." Sassy said hugging Karry.
"Zac did you burn dinner?" Karry asked.
"Yes." Zac said. "But Sassy saved it!"
"You have to keep your mind on your cooking Zac!" Sasporilla said checking the vegetables. "What in gods name distracted you that bad?"
Zac looked away unsure if he should answer. Karry blushed. Sasporilla started to laugh.
"My god you two are insatiable!" Sassy said shaking her head. "Here, I'll give you hand setting the table."
Karry and Sassy set the table and yacked about the weeks events. School projects, the dueling club, and how Sasporilla was doing.
"I met a girl." Sasporilla smiled.
"What?" Karry said dropping the silverware.
"On the way here in fact." Sasporilla said. "Her name is Mary. She runs the broom shop now. She's about twenty."
"Oh ya mate I've seen her." Zac said carrying the roast out. "Not as stacked as my Karry but..."
Karry was looking at her very dumb fiancée eyebrows raised. Sassy cringed at his idiocy.
"Really." Karry said.
"Yes." Sasporilla said. "She's taller but not quite as curvy as you. She's warm for my form girl."
"But you don't?" Karry said confused. "You like? But how? Oh."
Sasporilla laughed wildly. "No I don't. No I won't. I wouldn't, couldn't in a boat."
"You scared me there a sec." Karry said. "I'm terrified I'll loose my friend in the boy."
"Well I'm not going to disappear." Sasporilla said. "If I can't find a cure for this then I'll see what other options there are. After dinner I'm going to see what I can find in the way of girls clothes. A uniform Skirt and a bit of things that fit me. Start wearing make up again and be me regardless of what this spell has done to me."
"Oh Sasporilla I feel you may find more trouble with that than trying to fit in." Karry said worried.
"I'd rather be a guy dressed as a girl than a girl forced to be a guy." Sasporilla said sitting at the table and wincing in pain. "Not to mention, I'm dead sick of pants pinching my bits."
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Monday morning Sasporilla walked into the great hall for breakfast. She was wearing a skirt for her uniform bottom and was wearing just a bit of make-up. Students murmured as she walked over to the Hufflepuff table and sat down next to Madrigal Neelander.
Maddy looked at Sassy like she had three heads, got up and moved away. Sasporilla quickly found herself with six feet of clear table all around her. Sassy enjoyed a bowl of fresh fruit and a bit of toast and juice. She wished she'd had some orange soda to add to the juice. It tasted so good.
"Hey freak." A boys voice said behind her.
Sasporilla turned to see Gormly Wartfeather Smythe, a particularly large and nasty boy who had transferred into Hogwarts from Durmstrang, and was placed in Hufflepuff. Sasporilla suspected he would have been much more at home in Slytherin. "I don't know what your particular problem is mate but we don't want freaks like you at the Hufflepuff table."
"Really." Sasporilla said wiping the corners of her mouth with her napkin and turning to see the large boy had been joined by three other large boys. "Do you know who I am?"
"Yes." Gormly smirked. "I know your the weird guy with pink hair."
"I was girl before someone cursed me as a boy." Sasporilla said. "Just like you were probably before some one cursed you as a gorilla."
Gormly drew his wand. Sassy stood slowly and deliberately. "If you want your arse handed to you mate, that's your choice. I don't want to hurt you but I will if you don't back off."
"Come on mate." One of the other boys said tapping Gormly on the shoulder. "You've had your fun but she's actually a good duelist.
"Not going to duel." Gormly said casting. "Stupify!"
Sasporilla snapped her finger and disappeared before the spell could hit. She appeared and disappeared in what seemed to be several places at once. She grabbed the wands of the boys and reappeared just after spell past, flying down the Hufflepuff aisle and hitting the head table.
The Headmistress appeared behind the boys. "Enough! This is Hogwarts not the O.K.Coral!"
Professor McGonagall looked Sasporilla up and down and knew what had caused this. She held out her hand to the boys. "Wands."
Sasporilla handed the headmistress all three of the boys wands.
"Yours too, miss Bucket." Professor McGonagall said.
"That's not fair." Sasporilla protested. "I did nothing but try and eat my breakfast!"
"And you will get your wands back after breakfast." Professor McGonagall said.
"I'm not hungry any more." Sasporilla said grabbing her bag and walking out off to class.
The door bells jingled at Karry and Zacs. Sassy stood on the doorstep as she could hear Karry yelling to Zac to answer the door! Sassy had to laugh, they were so much like an old married couple.
"Sassy." Zac smiled opening the door. He was wearing an apron and house was very smokey. "It's a bit hectic in here at the moment!"
"Let's try and get you sorted." Sassy said pulling her wand and stepping past Zac and into the kitchen. The roast was burned, the potatoes were over boiled and the vegetables were next to frozen. Sasporilla waved her wand. The kitchen window popped open and the smoke was sucked outside.
"Nisi Prandium!" Sasporilla cast saving the roast and the potatoes. She dumped the vegetables into a bigger pot full of water and set them on the stove to boil.
"Just a trick I learned in the kitchens." Sassy laughed.
"You're a life saver, mate." Zac smiled slapping the boy on the shoulder.
"Ow." Sassy protested. "Brute!"
"What did my man do now?" Karry smiled walking into the kitchen still putting on her earrings.
"He smacked me in the bloody shoulder!" Sassy frowned rubbing her arm.
"Sorry Sasporilla." Zac apologized. "I wasn't thinking. I forgot who I was looking at."
"Ya, I get it." Sassy said hugging Karry.
"Zac did you burn dinner?" Karry asked.
"Yes." Zac said. "But Sassy saved it!"
"You have to keep your mind on your cooking Zac!" Sasporilla said checking the vegetables. "What in gods name distracted you that bad?"
Zac looked away unsure if he should answer. Karry blushed. Sasporilla started to laugh.
"My god you two are insatiable!" Sassy said shaking her head. "Here, I'll give you hand setting the table."
Karry and Sassy set the table and yacked about the weeks events. School projects, the dueling club, and how Sasporilla was doing.
"I met a girl." Sasporilla smiled.
"What?" Karry said dropping the silverware.
"On the way here in fact." Sasporilla said. "Her name is Mary. She runs the broom shop now. She's about twenty."
"Oh ya mate I've seen her." Zac said carrying the roast out. "Not as stacked as my Karry but..."
Karry was looking at her very dumb fiancée eyebrows raised. Sassy cringed at his idiocy.
"Really." Karry said.
"Yes." Sasporilla said. "She's taller but not quite as curvy as you. She's warm for my form girl."
"But you don't?" Karry said confused. "You like? But how? Oh."
Sasporilla laughed wildly. "No I don't. No I won't. I wouldn't, couldn't in a boat."
"You scared me there a sec." Karry said. "I'm terrified I'll loose my friend in the boy."
"Well I'm not going to disappear." Sasporilla said. "If I can't find a cure for this then I'll see what other options there are. After dinner I'm going to see what I can find in the way of girls clothes. A uniform Skirt and a bit of things that fit me. Start wearing make up again and be me regardless of what this spell has done to me."
"Oh Sasporilla I feel you may find more trouble with that than trying to fit in." Karry said worried.
"I'd rather be a guy dressed as a girl than a girl forced to be a guy." Sasporilla said sitting at the table and wincing in pain. "Not to mention, I'm dead sick of pants pinching my bits."
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Monday morning Sasporilla walked into the great hall for breakfast. She was wearing a skirt for her uniform bottom and was wearing just a bit of make-up. Students murmured as she walked over to the Hufflepuff table and sat down next to Madrigal Neelander.
Maddy looked at Sassy like she had three heads, got up and moved away. Sasporilla quickly found herself with six feet of clear table all around her. Sassy enjoyed a bowl of fresh fruit and a bit of toast and juice. She wished she'd had some orange soda to add to the juice. It tasted so good.
"Hey freak." A boys voice said behind her.
Sasporilla turned to see Gormly Wartfeather Smythe, a particularly large and nasty boy who had transferred into Hogwarts from Durmstrang, and was placed in Hufflepuff. Sasporilla suspected he would have been much more at home in Slytherin. "I don't know what your particular problem is mate but we don't want freaks like you at the Hufflepuff table."
"Really." Sasporilla said wiping the corners of her mouth with her napkin and turning to see the large boy had been joined by three other large boys. "Do you know who I am?"
"Yes." Gormly smirked. "I know your the weird guy with pink hair."
"I was girl before someone cursed me as a boy." Sasporilla said. "Just like you were probably before some one cursed you as a gorilla."
Gormly drew his wand. Sassy stood slowly and deliberately. "If you want your arse handed to you mate, that's your choice. I don't want to hurt you but I will if you don't back off."
"Come on mate." One of the other boys said tapping Gormly on the shoulder. "You've had your fun but she's actually a good duelist.
"Not going to duel." Gormly said casting. "Stupify!"
Sasporilla snapped her finger and disappeared before the spell could hit. She appeared and disappeared in what seemed to be several places at once. She grabbed the wands of the boys and reappeared just after spell past, flying down the Hufflepuff aisle and hitting the head table.
The Headmistress appeared behind the boys. "Enough! This is Hogwarts not the O.K.Coral!"
Professor McGonagall looked Sasporilla up and down and knew what had caused this. She held out her hand to the boys. "Wands."
Sasporilla handed the headmistress all three of the boys wands.
"Yours too, miss Bucket." Professor McGonagall said.
"That's not fair." Sasporilla protested. "I did nothing but try and eat my breakfast!"
"And you will get your wands back after breakfast." Professor McGonagall said.
"I'm not hungry any more." Sasporilla said grabbing her bag and walking out off to class.
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I am in no way affiliated with Warner Bros. or with J.K.Rowling. My work is purely that of fan fiction & do not ask for, nor accept money, gifts or other compensation for my work. If you really feel you must do something, research which charities J.K.Rowling donates to, then donate to them as such.
I am in no way affiliated with Warner Bros. or with J.K.Rowling. My work is purely that of fan fiction & do not ask for, nor accept money, gifts or other compensation for my work. If you really feel you must do something, research which charities J.K.Rowling donates to, then donate to them as such.