Weavers of Light & Darkness
A Harry Potter UNIVERSE/ Sasporilla Bucket Fan Fiction
by Darren Kelly
Chapter 25
The Ministry of Magic was vexed at every turn by a rag tag herd of centaurs lead by a twelve year old witch named Sasporilla Bucket.
Men who came in ever greater numbers reported being attacked by centaurs lead by a young wild pink haired witch dressed in black denim and a union jack shirt.
Wizards attempting to raise barriers meant to pen the centaurs in, were attacked by giant spiders and forced to aparate.
Even some of the ministries best were thwarted by a dark forest that seemed alive and put a beating on them unlike any they'd known.
Minister Fudge had grown to hate the girl that ran with the centaurs. A wizarding world Che Guevara that countered his every move in the dark forest.
Meeting after meeting was held but no strategy the Ministry could imagine would work against the crafty young witch.
Nick & Lyra brought the news to Sasporillas mother that her daughter was alive and fighting the ministries injustices fiercely.
All centaurs had heard the stories of the evil witch in pink who ruled the school castle. They were warned not to underestimate her as she was a viper in crocodile clothing.
Thatchets foal Rockthet ran into camp looking feverishly for Sasporilla Bucket.
"Sasporilla!" Rockthet called. "Sasporilla!?!"
Sassy stepped out of the small hut she had been staying in.
"What's wrong Rockthet?" Sasporilla asked concerned. "The pink lady is walking towards the dark forest by the school path with two students."
"Excelent." Sasporiĺla said. "Gather the tribe."
Sasporilla called all eyes to her.
"I address my people of the tribe of the Northern Moon." Sasporilla said. "I once told you if we were patient that the men would make a mistake and we would take something from them that we could use to negotiate with. Today that mistake has been made and our chance walks into our forest."
"The pink witch of the school, Deloris Umbridge walks into our forest by the Hogwarts path with two students. Those children are not to be harmed. However I want that witch brought to me alive. She is to be our prisoner."
The centaurs charged into the forest and searched the forest by the Hogwarts path for any signs of them.
They found her telling the students just how much she hated children. A loosed arrow was easily deflected and met with deadly magic attempting to strangle one of the herd. It was only by the chance interference of a small giant that they were able to free the wand from the old witch and drag her back to camp.
The centaurs held her banged and bruised body by the arms. Sasporilla Bucket, followed by Ferenz and Bane, stood before her.
"Hello Professor Umbridge." Saspoilla smiled. "Well you are in a bit of a pickle aren't you dear?"
"Miss Bucket." Old toad face smiled struggling to straighten herself. "We've been so worried for you back at the castle. Your mothers been looking everywhere worried sick and well... I am just so happy to see you're ok."
"Shut it Deloris." Sasporilla Bucket growled. "Enough of your vitriolic saccharin full of bile and lies."
"Send the owl to the ministry." Ferenz said. "And prepare the prisoner."
"Just like the old days." Sasporilla smiled.
Minister of Magic Cornelious Fudge was woken in the wee hours by the assistants with most alarming news. The centaurs had taken Deloris Umbridge prisoner and were willing to negotiate for her release. The impudence of this girl who thought she could do such things. This would take a full scale assault of all of the ministries resources. Arurers, soldiers, anyone with a wand and all squibb thugs they could rustle up. If necessary he'd call in muggle forces to assist!
As they arrived at the ministry the found the grand foyer in shambles. Broken glass littered the floor and in the center stood Albus Dumbledore and... Lord Voldemort.
"He has returned." Cornelious Fudge said amazed.
Voldemort disappeared in a flurry of ground glass.
"Tell me you didn't see him this time Cornelious?" Dumbledore snapped.
"I saw him." Minister Fudge said. "I saw him. I can't believe it."
"What are you doing here at this hour?" Dumbledore asked.
"Umbridge been taken hostage." Cornilious Fudge muttered. "By the centaurs and the Bucket girl."
"Are you willing to stop all of this nonsense with the centaurs and pull that appalling woman out of Hogwarts now?"
"Yes." Cornilious Fudge conceded as Dumbledore rushed him up to his office to draw up the new paper work before it was too late.
An owl arrived at Hogwarts not long after umbridge had left the castle. It landed on the windowsill of the girls dorm in Hufflepuff house. Karry was awoken and alerted to it first. The message was clear. It was time.
As breakfast was served it became quite apparent that Proffessor Umbridge was missing from the head table. As she was always on time and never missed the most important meal of the day it meant that the Inquisitorial Squad had no back up.
"Memento Omnis Sasporilla Bucket" restored all the memories of their missing friend to the members of the DA that had, up to this time, still had their memories of her erased.
"It's time." Karry Curtiss yelled out jumping up on the head table. "Umbridge is the Prisoner of Sasporilla Bucket in the dark forest and it's time we took back the school from the fascist bullies of the Inquisitorial squad!"
Billy Bombaduck and his thugs followed Draco Malfoy and the others coming face to face with the Outsiders leading the members of Dumbeldores Army.
"Let's rock." Korry Curtiss yelled and the fight was on.
The grandest duel of attack and defense spells ever to grace the halls of Hogwarts was on. The inquisitorial squad were backed up by Slyterins who hated the Outsiders and the members of the DA. The numbers were reasonably equal as spells flew across the great hall striking and breaking as they went. Most students ran from the melee as teachers attempted to get inside.
Janey flipped Drako Malfoy into the air and caught him in her arms. Korry dropped many Inquisitors with Petrificus Totalus. Karry spun like a dancer flipping Slytherins like a martial artist \ ballerina. George Weasly and Kay Curtiss stood back to back trying to deflect spells that would hit the others.
Zac stood face to face with Billy Bombaduck. The small boy stood hard and still waiting for the larger boy to make his move. Billy Bombaduck looked at him with a burning hate. Everything that happened to him that had gone wrong was the fault of that low class Sasporilla Bucket and this thing was one of her friends.
"I'll teach you what it means to stand against a Bombaduck!" Billy screamed preparing his wand. "Avad...."
"Stupify!" Zac Zarcazzian yelled. "Billy flipped over stunned as Zac walked over to him and cast the paralyses spell on him. Zac picked up Billy Bombaducks wand and put it under his foot. He stepped on it and pulled with his left hand snapping the thugs wand in half.
"That's what it means to mess with an Outsider." Zac smiled placing his wand hard under Billy Bombaducks chin.
The Outsiders stood victorious amongst the fallen members of the Inquisitorial squad.
"We've freed the school." Karry laughed.
"Quick children." Professor McGonnagal smiled. "Let's put them in the dungeons while we sort all the rest out."
When Albus Dumbledore arrived at the centaur camp followed by Minister Fudge and a handful of Aurers including Alister Moody and Kingsley Shacklebolt. Alister Moody was quite amused at the site of little Sasporilla Bucket sitting on a log by a fire in front Delorus Umbridge. The old witch had been tied hand and foot to two trees that crossed like an X. A third tree bent down and held a slack rope tied around Umbridges stubby neck.
"The Tribe of the Northern moon has summoned you Minister Fudge to settle the differences in land claims once and for all." Sasporilla Bucket said. "We want you as minister to sign a magically binding one million year land grant, of the lands of the dark forest, to be held by the centaurs and other beasts of the forest."
"And if he doesn't agree." Professor Dumbledore asked as Cornillious was still in shock at the site of Voldemort.
"Then I'll tell the centaurs to cut the restraint ropes and pieces of Umbridge will rain down on the dark forest."
"Sasporilla." Dumbledore said walking forward. "How can you be so vicious?"
"Vicious!" Sasporilla yelled standing. "This woman hung me by the thumbs for six weeks and every day I was starved and beaten. AND WHY? Because I dared to stand up to her forcing all of us into a detention where we had to use quills that cut into our skin & she did it all with impunity under Minister of Magic Cornellious Fudge.What I offer is a mercy compared."
"Cornelious." Albus Dumbledore said backing off. "Did you hear all of that?"
"Yes Albus." Fudge said hanging his head. "I've listened to the wrong people and made horrible decisions. What have I done?"
"What matters Cornellious is that you're willing to undo the damage you've done." Albus Dumbledore said. "Are you willing to bind the Ministry as it's representative to this Million year deal?"
"Yes." Fudge said. "Whatever it takes."
Fudge and Ferenze entered a glowing circle of magic. Each took an end of a scroll agreeing these lands were now held equally by the beasts of the dark forest for the period of one million years.
"Now miss Bucket." Albus Dumbledore said. "If you would be so kind to free Ms.Umbridge from her bonds."
Sasporilla turned and before anyone could respond she ordered the ropes cut. Everyone gasped as the trees stayed perfectly still held in place by the will of the giggling little girl with pink hair.
"You should have seen your face." She said to Umbridge as the centaurs freed her from her bonds. Moody and Kingsley took the stunned old witch in arms as they looked down realizing old toad face had soiled herself.
"Now that was funny." Mad Eye chuckled as they dragged Deloris Umbridge away.
The Ministry of Magic was vexed at every turn by a rag tag herd of centaurs lead by a twelve year old witch named Sasporilla Bucket.
Men who came in ever greater numbers reported being attacked by centaurs lead by a young wild pink haired witch dressed in black denim and a union jack shirt.
Wizards attempting to raise barriers meant to pen the centaurs in, were attacked by giant spiders and forced to aparate.
Even some of the ministries best were thwarted by a dark forest that seemed alive and put a beating on them unlike any they'd known.
Minister Fudge had grown to hate the girl that ran with the centaurs. A wizarding world Che Guevara that countered his every move in the dark forest.
Meeting after meeting was held but no strategy the Ministry could imagine would work against the crafty young witch.
Nick & Lyra brought the news to Sasporillas mother that her daughter was alive and fighting the ministries injustices fiercely.
All centaurs had heard the stories of the evil witch in pink who ruled the school castle. They were warned not to underestimate her as she was a viper in crocodile clothing.
Thatchets foal Rockthet ran into camp looking feverishly for Sasporilla Bucket.
"Sasporilla!" Rockthet called. "Sasporilla!?!"
Sassy stepped out of the small hut she had been staying in.
"What's wrong Rockthet?" Sasporilla asked concerned. "The pink lady is walking towards the dark forest by the school path with two students."
"Excelent." Sasporiĺla said. "Gather the tribe."
Sasporilla called all eyes to her.
"I address my people of the tribe of the Northern Moon." Sasporilla said. "I once told you if we were patient that the men would make a mistake and we would take something from them that we could use to negotiate with. Today that mistake has been made and our chance walks into our forest."
"The pink witch of the school, Deloris Umbridge walks into our forest by the Hogwarts path with two students. Those children are not to be harmed. However I want that witch brought to me alive. She is to be our prisoner."
The centaurs charged into the forest and searched the forest by the Hogwarts path for any signs of them.
They found her telling the students just how much she hated children. A loosed arrow was easily deflected and met with deadly magic attempting to strangle one of the herd. It was only by the chance interference of a small giant that they were able to free the wand from the old witch and drag her back to camp.
The centaurs held her banged and bruised body by the arms. Sasporilla Bucket, followed by Ferenz and Bane, stood before her.
"Hello Professor Umbridge." Saspoilla smiled. "Well you are in a bit of a pickle aren't you dear?"
"Miss Bucket." Old toad face smiled struggling to straighten herself. "We've been so worried for you back at the castle. Your mothers been looking everywhere worried sick and well... I am just so happy to see you're ok."
"Shut it Deloris." Sasporilla Bucket growled. "Enough of your vitriolic saccharin full of bile and lies."
"Send the owl to the ministry." Ferenz said. "And prepare the prisoner."
"Just like the old days." Sasporilla smiled.
Minister of Magic Cornelious Fudge was woken in the wee hours by the assistants with most alarming news. The centaurs had taken Deloris Umbridge prisoner and were willing to negotiate for her release. The impudence of this girl who thought she could do such things. This would take a full scale assault of all of the ministries resources. Arurers, soldiers, anyone with a wand and all squibb thugs they could rustle up. If necessary he'd call in muggle forces to assist!
As they arrived at the ministry the found the grand foyer in shambles. Broken glass littered the floor and in the center stood Albus Dumbledore and... Lord Voldemort.
"He has returned." Cornelious Fudge said amazed.
Voldemort disappeared in a flurry of ground glass.
"Tell me you didn't see him this time Cornelious?" Dumbledore snapped.
"I saw him." Minister Fudge said. "I saw him. I can't believe it."
"What are you doing here at this hour?" Dumbledore asked.
"Umbridge been taken hostage." Cornilious Fudge muttered. "By the centaurs and the Bucket girl."
"Are you willing to stop all of this nonsense with the centaurs and pull that appalling woman out of Hogwarts now?"
"Yes." Cornilious Fudge conceded as Dumbledore rushed him up to his office to draw up the new paper work before it was too late.
An owl arrived at Hogwarts not long after umbridge had left the castle. It landed on the windowsill of the girls dorm in Hufflepuff house. Karry was awoken and alerted to it first. The message was clear. It was time.
As breakfast was served it became quite apparent that Proffessor Umbridge was missing from the head table. As she was always on time and never missed the most important meal of the day it meant that the Inquisitorial Squad had no back up.
"Memento Omnis Sasporilla Bucket" restored all the memories of their missing friend to the members of the DA that had, up to this time, still had their memories of her erased.
"It's time." Karry Curtiss yelled out jumping up on the head table. "Umbridge is the Prisoner of Sasporilla Bucket in the dark forest and it's time we took back the school from the fascist bullies of the Inquisitorial squad!"
Billy Bombaduck and his thugs followed Draco Malfoy and the others coming face to face with the Outsiders leading the members of Dumbeldores Army.
"Let's rock." Korry Curtiss yelled and the fight was on.
The grandest duel of attack and defense spells ever to grace the halls of Hogwarts was on. The inquisitorial squad were backed up by Slyterins who hated the Outsiders and the members of the DA. The numbers were reasonably equal as spells flew across the great hall striking and breaking as they went. Most students ran from the melee as teachers attempted to get inside.
Janey flipped Drako Malfoy into the air and caught him in her arms. Korry dropped many Inquisitors with Petrificus Totalus. Karry spun like a dancer flipping Slytherins like a martial artist \ ballerina. George Weasly and Kay Curtiss stood back to back trying to deflect spells that would hit the others.
Zac stood face to face with Billy Bombaduck. The small boy stood hard and still waiting for the larger boy to make his move. Billy Bombaduck looked at him with a burning hate. Everything that happened to him that had gone wrong was the fault of that low class Sasporilla Bucket and this thing was one of her friends.
"I'll teach you what it means to stand against a Bombaduck!" Billy screamed preparing his wand. "Avad...."
"Stupify!" Zac Zarcazzian yelled. "Billy flipped over stunned as Zac walked over to him and cast the paralyses spell on him. Zac picked up Billy Bombaducks wand and put it under his foot. He stepped on it and pulled with his left hand snapping the thugs wand in half.
"That's what it means to mess with an Outsider." Zac smiled placing his wand hard under Billy Bombaducks chin.
The Outsiders stood victorious amongst the fallen members of the Inquisitorial squad.
"We've freed the school." Karry laughed.
"Quick children." Professor McGonnagal smiled. "Let's put them in the dungeons while we sort all the rest out."
When Albus Dumbledore arrived at the centaur camp followed by Minister Fudge and a handful of Aurers including Alister Moody and Kingsley Shacklebolt. Alister Moody was quite amused at the site of little Sasporilla Bucket sitting on a log by a fire in front Delorus Umbridge. The old witch had been tied hand and foot to two trees that crossed like an X. A third tree bent down and held a slack rope tied around Umbridges stubby neck.
"The Tribe of the Northern moon has summoned you Minister Fudge to settle the differences in land claims once and for all." Sasporilla Bucket said. "We want you as minister to sign a magically binding one million year land grant, of the lands of the dark forest, to be held by the centaurs and other beasts of the forest."
"And if he doesn't agree." Professor Dumbledore asked as Cornillious was still in shock at the site of Voldemort.
"Then I'll tell the centaurs to cut the restraint ropes and pieces of Umbridge will rain down on the dark forest."
"Sasporilla." Dumbledore said walking forward. "How can you be so vicious?"
"Vicious!" Sasporilla yelled standing. "This woman hung me by the thumbs for six weeks and every day I was starved and beaten. AND WHY? Because I dared to stand up to her forcing all of us into a detention where we had to use quills that cut into our skin & she did it all with impunity under Minister of Magic Cornellious Fudge.What I offer is a mercy compared."
"Cornelious." Albus Dumbledore said backing off. "Did you hear all of that?"
"Yes Albus." Fudge said hanging his head. "I've listened to the wrong people and made horrible decisions. What have I done?"
"What matters Cornellious is that you're willing to undo the damage you've done." Albus Dumbledore said. "Are you willing to bind the Ministry as it's representative to this Million year deal?"
"Yes." Fudge said. "Whatever it takes."
Fudge and Ferenze entered a glowing circle of magic. Each took an end of a scroll agreeing these lands were now held equally by the beasts of the dark forest for the period of one million years.
"Now miss Bucket." Albus Dumbledore said. "If you would be so kind to free Ms.Umbridge from her bonds."
Sasporilla turned and before anyone could respond she ordered the ropes cut. Everyone gasped as the trees stayed perfectly still held in place by the will of the giggling little girl with pink hair.
"You should have seen your face." She said to Umbridge as the centaurs freed her from her bonds. Moody and Kingsley took the stunned old witch in arms as they looked down realizing old toad face had soiled herself.
"Now that was funny." Mad Eye chuckled as they dragged Deloris Umbridge away.
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I am in no way affiliated with Warner Bros. or with J.K.Rowling. My work is purely that of fan fiction & do not ask for, nor accept money, gifts or other compensation for my work. If you really feel you must do something, research which charities J.K.Rowling donates to, then donate to them as such.